Other people, however, can't help it:
"Sometimes, the world goes bad for people through no fault of their own. They're just born with bad wiring. I don't know if there's a better explanation for the sexual preference of the macroherpetophile. There's a macroherpetophile community on the web. They seem like imaginative, pleasant, harmless people. But, well...a herpetophile is sexually attracted to lizards. Macro, of course, indicates great size.
"Macroherpetophiles want to fuck Godzilla."
And that's before Ellis talks about chickenfucking and badgerfucking. Wait, hold on, it's not that bad. The badger was actually dead at the time.