Monday, July 4, 2011

Worst of all possible worlds

So I've been reading Warren Ellis's Bad World.  It's a fascinating look at the mindset of, well, people like me. People who have realized that they have no control of their environment, so they make up shit so they will have control.

Other people, however, can't help it:

"Sometimes, the world goes bad for people through no fault of their own. They're just born with bad wiring. I don't know if there's a better explanation for the sexual preference of the macroherpetophile. There's a macroherpetophile community on the web. They seem like imaginative, pleasant, harmless people. But, well...a herpetophile is sexually attracted to lizards. Macro, of course, indicates great size. 
"Macroherpetophiles want to fuck Godzilla."

And that's before Ellis talks about chickenfucking and badgerfucking. Wait, hold on, it's not that bad. The badger was actually dead at the time.

1 comment:

  1. That's a whole lot of fucking.
    Was The Badger was dead so it wouldn't tear apart the genital area?